Hurray, 2024!

an AI generated painting of an opossum, holding a switchblade suggestively, clad in an elegant suit covered by a tasteful brown wool coat

Can't be assed to write, so have a poem:

I'm sick and tired of being told
What firm beliefs my sisters hold
About the nature of mankind
and by what rules I'm to abide.
Though meaning well — of this I'm certain —
This knowledge is a heavy burden
Because I want to disagree
without a hint of righteous glee:
You wish to spare me the despair
Knowing not what I can bear?
Or that the pain begets the daring,
What cowards are the under-caring!
Those many years I feared critique
From those that I now see as bleak...
I've learned to love the depth of feeling
Which the Distracted find so chilling.
Neutrality is for the weak,
And so is feminine mystique!